I just made the dadiest joke ever. Me and my family were thinking about going to the movies. I was like “I wanna see maze runner” and my sister was like “I wanna see maze runner too!”. So I said “I don’t think that one’s out yet. They only just released the first one”. Everyone groaned so hard… I’m so ashamed
before you do something please ask yourself “is this something that steve rogers would do” and if it isn’t, don’t do it
i’m gonna fist fight someone in an alley
that’s the spirit!
i thought this said “i’m gonna fist someone in an alley” im logging out good bye
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.