About Me
lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps
shybabykitten:


This kinda sounds like a poem

meladoodle:

I just made the dadiest joke ever. Me and my family were thinking about going to the movies. I was like “I wanna see maze runner” and my sister was like “I wanna see maze runner too!”. So I said “I don’t think that one’s out yet. They only just released the first one”. Everyone groaned so hard… I’m so ashamed

23yo:

niall when he wakes up like 

image

im-the-punk-who:

urulokid:

lordstark:

birdsphere:

lordstark:

before you do something please ask yourself “is this something that steve rogers would do” and if it isn’t, don’t do it

i’m gonna fist fight someone in an alley

that’s the spirit!

i thought this said “i’m gonna fist someone in an alley” im logging out good bye

 (x)

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

avatar-trisana:

shiraglassman:

catpit:

swansoft:

friends with nice hair s


so basically

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY SQUEE

HIJABI FAIRIES
HIJABI FAIRIES
GIVE ME SIX DOZEN CHILDRENSBOOKS ABOUT THESE THREE
NOW

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous