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a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

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lulz-time: ghostcuddles: my boyfriend’s yearbook picture This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. Zoom

lulz-time:

ghostcuddles:

my boyfriend’s yearbook picture

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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imaginarycircus:

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

Best wishes on your exorcism.

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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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perfectionistdia:

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Ladies & Gents, Mr. Cor….*ahem* Jeffrey King!

*faints*

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sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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trying-to-find-perfection: 50shadesofashley: Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch: My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister.  I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company. I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat.  But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie.  Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business.  Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive.  I am your worst nightmare. I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t. Zoom

trying-to-find-perfection:

50shadesofashley:

Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch:

My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister.  I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company.

I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat.  But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie.  Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business.  Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive.  I am your worst nightmare.

I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t.

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queerfabulousmermaid:

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dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

For any Muslim followers.

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usapotterfan:

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iamshirelocked:

yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock

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I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.

dat reaction image

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contented-soul:

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I will never not reblog this. She is seriously so effing strong and graceful.

I can’t believe how controlled she is!

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rneerkat:

i just spent all my life savings to buy stocks in a sleeveless shirt company. its a big inVESTment

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i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a: amorphous-miinds: styouth: herbal-kids: abstruseness: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr. wow Love this Or maybe this is where tumblr got it from Woah

i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a:

amorphous-miinds:

styouth:

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abstruseness:

So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.

wow

Love this

Or maybe this is where tumblr got it from

Woah

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gerardcalmyourhands: christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds. The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo: THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND. Reblogging for excellent commentary. so basically what you’re telling me is that the movie Free Willy was a lie

gerardcalmyourhands:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

so basically what you’re telling me is that the movie Free Willy was a lie

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theshieldandthesword: i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited Zoom

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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