About Me
I really like when fans stick up for us. If someone says something bad online all the fans are like wow screw you dude! —Michael Clifford on the fans sticking up for the band. (via mukegiggles)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

sarcalstic:

the thing is 5sos are really talented but people tend to overlook that bc they’ve been blessed with good looks
so they can benefit from that but it also comes with disadvantages such as becoming a poster boy band

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you guys are all so hypocritical making fun of christopher columbus. as if you haven’t gone to the grocery store for some spices, gotten lost, and ended up murdering millions of people

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
Kiss Me Kiss Me: "More like 'fuck me fuck me' hahahahah XD"
Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"
We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though being born female they’re already guilty of something. —(via aurelle)
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense