About Me
goddamnright:

Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

FUCK YOU CALUM —Everyone after seeing calums blonde hair (via greenlightforcalum)
me witnessing the birth of my child: nice

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

mukegiggles:

jack hemmings more like getting hit by a truck would hurt less