Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.
"talk dirty to me"
awwww did i UPSET YOU???
You are fucking awesome.
my family feud is a never ending high school drama..
okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so: